Scott
became famous for freezing to death in Antarctica
Columbus
made history thinking some island was India
General
Custer's a national hero for not knowing when to run
All of
these men are famous
And they're
also very dumb
History is
made by stupid people
Clever people wouldn't even try
Clever people wouldn't even try
If you want
a place in the history books
Then do
something dumb before you die
Nobility
are famous for no reason
Mary
Antoinette enjoyed her cake
She caused
a revolution when she would not share
And her
husband lost his head for that mistake
The
Hindenburg was a giant zepplin
Its makers
made a minor oversight
Before they
filled it up with explosive gas
They should
have fixed the no-smoking light
History is
made by stupid people
Clever
people wouldn't even try
If you want
a place in the history books
Then do
something dumb before you die
Tally-ho!
Tally-ho!
Our king
and country's honour we will save!
Tally-ho!
Tally-ho!
We're
marching into history and the grave!
So if your
son and daughter seem too lazy
Sitting
there watching bad TV
Just
remember you should be quite grateful
At least
they are not making history
History is
made by stupid people
Clever
people wouldn't even try
If you want
a place in the history books
Then do
something dumb before you die
Do
something dumb before you die
Do
something dumb before you die
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