Someone out there must be "deadly" at Scrabble

ΕΞΥΠΝΟΙ ΑΓΓΛΙΚΟΙ ΑΝΑΓΡΑΜΜΑΤΙΣΜΟΙ

Προσφορά: Κώστας Μαυρουδής       This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in a while. Someone out there must be "deadly" at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)!    PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters:BEST IN PRAYER   ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters:MOON STARER   DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:A ROPE ENDS IT   THE EYES:  When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE   GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE   THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS     DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME   ANIMOSITY:When you rearrange the letters:IS NO AMITY   ELECTION RESULTS:When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT   SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S   A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE   THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters:THAT QUEER SHAKE   ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE   AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW:When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

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Φίλε Gerontako

σου στέλνω κι εγώ το παρακάτω κεχαριτωμένον μακαρόνι:
 
 JOHN WHERE MARY HAD HAD HAD HAD HAD HAD HAD HAD HAD HAD THE TEACHER’S APPROVAL. 

Φυσικά , αν το δεις χωρίς στίξη,  είναι ακατάληπτο.
 Δες όμως το νόημα που αυτομάτως παίρνει , αν  του βάλουμε  την κατάλληλη στίξη: 

JOHN, WHERE MARY HAD “HAD”, HAD HAD “HAD HAD”; “HAD HAD” HAD HAD THE TEACHER’S APPROVAL. 

(Σ’ ελληνική απόδοση: Ο ΤΖΟΝ, ΟΠΟΥ Η ΜΑΙΡΗ ΕΓΡΑΨΕ “HAD”, ΕΙΧΕ ΓΡΑΨΕΙ “HAD HAD”. ΤΟ “HAD HAD” ΕΙΧΕ ΛΑΒΕΙ ΤΗΝ ΕΓΚΡΙΣΗ ΤΟΥ ΔΑΣΚΑΛΟΥ).

 Έρρωσο και ευδαιμόνει!
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